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Michael Moore’s latest movie hits Americans where we don’t live

By Emmet Meara on July 25, 2016, at 1:57 p.m.
Moore might be fat and sloppy. He might have a mustard stain on his shirt. He stomps all over his message for two hours, but I think it might be productive to study the lessons of other countries if we truly profess to love our own.
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This piece of strawberry pie is among the dessert offerings Helen's had available to patrons when it reopened in Machias, May 19, 2015.

The pie at Helen’s Restaurant is worth the trip Down East

By Emmet Meara on July 18, 2016, at 9:42 a.m.
Emmet Meara: That’s it. I am selling Cobb Manor, lock, stock and lawn mower. I am moving to Machias, eating at Helen’s Restaurant three meals a day and marrying a waitress at the famous, revived eatery on the Machias River.
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Forget what your mom said. Let your kids stay up late and swear.

By Emmet Meara on July 11, 2016, at 11:09 a.m.
According to our new pals at YourTango, the three mortal sins of sloth, swearing and staying up late are now considered signs of unusual intelligence, like mine.
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Ever have one of ‘those days’? I know them all too well.

By Emmet Meara on July 04, 2016, at 12:07 p.m.
I don’t know about you, but I have one of “those days” a little too often.
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My kayak works better strapped to the roof of my car

By Emmet Meara on June 27, 2016, at 9:33 a.m.
I could leave the kayak on the roof all summer (possibly winter) to find the car in the parking lot with ease.
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Parker Laite Sr.

Camden’s Parker Laite the happiest person I ever met

By Emmet Meara on June 13, 2016, at 1:18 p.m.
I’m sure Parker Laite had an enemy somewhere. I never met one.
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Boxing great Muhammad Ali poses during the Crystal Award ceremony at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Jan. 28, 2006.

Here’s why I refused to listen to the Ali-Foreman fight

By Emmet Meara on June 06, 2016, at 10:46 a.m.
Emmet Meara: He was the best fighter that ever was, and I wish him the very best in whatever happens to us after death. He will be cracking up the crowd, wherever he is.
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Here’s proof you can be messy and smart

By Emmet Meara on May 30, 2016, at 10:16 a.m.
There is a philosophy afoot that messiness is a certain sign of brilliance. I must be the smartest man in the world. At least on Cobb Road.
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A white-footed mouse

I am battling mice straight out of a Stephen King story

By Emmet Meara on May 23, 2016, at 12:03 p.m.
Emmet Meara: I am at wit’s end, which has become a short trip, indeed. The only thing I can think of, other than napalm, is to revert to a better mouse trap. What would Stephen King do?
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Busted: Wife discovers garage door opener, catches husband cheating

By Emmet Meara on May 16, 2016, at 9:54 a.m.
Emmet Meara: It has always been one of my favorite stories. I will tell it at the drop of a hat, whatever that means.
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Here’s what happened to the fishing boat used in ‘Jaws’

By Emmet Meara on May 09, 2016, at 3:34 p.m.
“Jaws” was considered a movie-making disaster in 1975, since it went four times over its budget. Director Steven Spielberg told Vanity Fair that he expected to get fired every single day. But Captain Quint and the shark made it a smash hit, the first film to top $100 million in revenue.
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When spring comes around, my thoughts turn to windbreakers

By Emmet Meara on May 02, 2016, at 9:35 a.m.
Let’s check the luxury windbreaker offerings of Men’s Journal.
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Seagulls line the roofs of homes in a Camden neighborhood. A group of residents have asked the Select Board to develop a local law to prohibit the excessive feeding of wildlife.

When it comes to feeding the birds, I am guilty as charged

By Emmet Meara on April 25, 2016, at 9:19 a.m.
No matter what the results of the vote on June 14, I will stand by my winter crows until death … or that $300-a-day fine.
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That time I flew in a Coast Guard helicopter still makes me sweat

By Emmet Meara on April 18, 2016, at 9:41 a.m.
The captain told us “It’s time for the Big Goodbye.” I didn’t know what that was, but I knew I wasn’t going to like it.
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My new hero is the golf pro who six-putted at the Masters

By Emmet Meara on April 11, 2016, at 9:57 a.m.
Everyone should have a hero.
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Sailing on the schooner Bowdoin made me feel like the pope

By Emmet Meara on April 04, 2016, at 10:12 a.m.
You don’t get to play pope very often.
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I just discovered a river in my backyard which I must paddle

By Emmet Meara on March 28, 2016, at 12:04 p.m.
This weekend, I discovered the mighty Medomak River, which has been in my backyard for 30-odd years. I don’t know why, but I only remembered that the Medomak River flowed from Route 1 in Waldoboro to the Hannaford store a few hundred feet away.
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Bombing of statue in Ireland 50 years ago was no joking matter

By Emmet Meara on March 21, 2016, at 10:59 a.m.
While you were lost in your green shirt, Guinness, Jameson and boiled dinner in recent days, you didn’t even notice. It was the 50th anniversary of the IRA bombing which removed the head of Admiral Horatio Nelson in Dublin’s fair city. It didn’t mean much to you, but it was the world to me … and Lt. Col. Denis Edward Horgan.
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Red Sox game on the radio reminds me of my favorite players

By Emmet Meara on March 14, 2016, at 11:50 a.m.
The radio came on with the familiar sounds of Joe Castiglione broadcasting a baseball game, the first one I’ve heard all year. I cannot explain it, but it made me feel good.
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Cappy's Chowder House in downtown Camden has closed after 38 years.

Life in Camden won’t be the same without Cappy’s restaurant

By Emmet Meara on March 07, 2016, at 9:47 a.m.
Camden’s Cappy’s Chowder House, a cornerstone of the “prettiest town in Maine” has closed. They might as well sail the famed schooner fleet to Belfast.