OLD ORCHARD BEACH, Maine — Police say a New Hampshire man is facing charges in Maine after he called police to complain that a prostitute had not given him his money’s worth.
Police announced the arrest of 34-year-old Scott Pipher this week.
The Portsmouth Herald reports that the investigation started in the spring. Police said Pipher called them on March 25 to complain that a woman he had hired “had shorted him by 10 minutes.”
Police said the investigation led to the arrests announced this week of two alleged prostitutes as well as Pipher.
Pipher is scheduled to be arraigned in Maine District Court in Biddeford on Dec. 12. He could not be reached for comment. His last known address was in Portsmouth, N.H.
Maybe he “shorted” her? lol. Sorry, my humor is like Dr. Strangelove’s fascist salute. It can’t be controlled.
ahhahahahaahhahah
I love this state… you just can’t make this stuff up. LMAO
well he needs reds foot up his ***.
Something to laugh about.!
Probably why this Einstein has to pay for it….
Not sure about the duration…..
But my buddy always says ” Why own , when you can rent ? “
Smooth criminal
A John should at least get what he’s paying for….taking into account how much stuff costs now-a-days…..
Adjusted for inflation…heehee…she probably was the one holding the short end on this deal.
And he called the cops to report her…
Sounds like he may have “faded” in the backstretch, although this is a “premature” assumption on my part.
I guess he told the police that the prostitute sucked.
He must have expected a Zumba lesson thrown in for free?
Probably wouldn’t have done well w/Zumba, though, with two left feet…or perhaps far less than one.
That’s what happen when ya switch streams, pally. Could’ve just went to Manchesta where he got his whole hours worth for $20 — set there for the remaining fifty minutes and talk about the Red Sox as long as she doesn’t go into withdrawal. “A real class act,” this fella.
Seriously, can the world get an more STUPID
dum, dum dum dum, dum, dum, This guy is in the running for the Darwin Awards.
Here’s you sign, STUPID!
WHAT..!? You mean you can get arrested for this….how come someone didn’t tell me this before I spent my last eleven dollars and seventeen cents.
This paper dosn’t need a comics section–with articles such as these taking place in real life–just when you think you have heard it all.