Articles by Emmet Meara

 

Wallowing in gloom

By Emmet Meara on Nov. 14, 2016, at 1:11 p.m.
My fabulous granddaughter remarked that she will be 20 years old when Trump leaves the White House if he serves eight years.
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"Tsundoku" is defined as the “condition of acquiring reading materials but letting them pile up in one’s home without reading them.

Why I’m embracing my addiction to books

By Emmet Meara on Oct. 31, 2016, at 11:24 a.m.
Emmet Meara: I must have 150 books piled on the floor after the bookcases were removed years ago.
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Rolling Stone’s top 100 TV shows list doesn’t square with Cobb Manor Index

By Emmet Meara on Oct. 17, 2016, at 11:44 a.m.
Emmet Meara: Alright. I’m 75, and I am still reading Rolling Stone. Sue me.
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Allagash Falls

After falling 40 feet over Allagash Falls, this man has a story to tell

By Emmet Meara on Oct. 10, 2016, at 12:07 p.m.
Walter Mastropietro is the luckiest SOB alive. Or maybe the unluckiest man alive. You decide.
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Man who went over Allagash Falls and lived is my new hero

By Emmet Meara on Sept. 05, 2016, at 1:10 p.m.
My bucket list now includes sharing a very cold beer with Walter J. Mastropietro before I die. We have a lot to talk about.
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Abercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts.

They’ll have to pry the cargo shorts off my cold, dead behind

By Emmet Meara on Aug. 29, 2016, at 12:10 p.m.
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Singer Bonnie Raitt arrives at the 58th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles, Feb. 15, 2016.

Sorry, Bonnie Raitt. I’m done dealing with people who talk during concerts.

By Emmet Meara on Aug. 22, 2016, at 12:17 p.m.
I shall spend no more time with the concert blowhards, not even for Raitt. Unless she decides to play on the Cobb Manor deck.
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Mercy killing of birch tree like losing another friend

By Emmet Meara on Aug. 15, 2016, at 12:05 p.m.
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Summer party at my place is now known as Hammerfest

By Emmet Meara on Aug. 08, 2016, at 11:16 a.m.
Emmet Meara: It’s been a Cobb Manor tradition for three decades. Apparently, we must have a deck party to celebrate every Maine Lobster Festival.
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A few lobsters can be seen at the University of Maine in Orono in this March 2015 file photo.

Here’s why I have never eaten a lobster

By Emmet Meara on Aug. 01, 2016, at 10:23 a.m.
I have never eaten a lobster in my life. It seems likely that I shall pass from the Earth without tasting one. It all goes back to 129 Perham St. in West Roxbury.
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Michael Moore’s latest movie hits Americans where we don’t live

By Emmet Meara on July 25, 2016, at 1:57 p.m.
Moore might be fat and sloppy. He might have a mustard stain on his shirt. He stomps all over his message for two hours, but I think it might be productive to study the lessons of other countries if we truly profess to love our own.
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This piece of strawberry pie is among the dessert offerings Helen's had available to patrons when it reopened in Machias, May 19, 2015.

The pie at Helen’s Restaurant is worth the trip Down East

By Emmet Meara on July 18, 2016, at 9:42 a.m.
Emmet Meara: That’s it. I am selling Cobb Manor, lock, stock and lawn mower. I am moving to Machias, eating at Helen’s Restaurant three meals a day and marrying a waitress at the famous, revived eatery on the Machias River.
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Forget what your mom said. Let your kids stay up late and swear.

By Emmet Meara on July 11, 2016, at 11:09 a.m.
According to our new pals at YourTango, the three mortal sins of sloth, swearing and staying up late are now considered signs of unusual intelligence, like mine.
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Ever have one of ‘those days’? I know them all too well.

By Emmet Meara on July 04, 2016, at 12:07 p.m.
I don’t know about you, but I have one of “those days” a little too often.
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My kayak works better strapped to the roof of my car

By Emmet Meara on June 27, 2016, at 9:33 a.m.
I could leave the kayak on the roof all summer (possibly winter) to find the car in the parking lot with ease.
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Parker Laite Sr.

Camden’s Parker Laite the happiest person I ever met

By Emmet Meara on June 13, 2016, at 1:18 p.m.
I’m sure Parker Laite had an enemy somewhere. I never met one.
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Boxing great Muhammad Ali poses during the Crystal Award ceremony at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Jan. 28, 2006.

Here’s why I refused to listen to the Ali-Foreman fight

By Emmet Meara on June 06, 2016, at 10:46 a.m.
Emmet Meara: He was the best fighter that ever was, and I wish him the very best in whatever happens to us after death. He will be cracking up the crowd, wherever he is.
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Here’s proof you can be messy and smart

By Emmet Meara on May 30, 2016, at 10:16 a.m.
There is a philosophy afoot that messiness is a certain sign of brilliance. I must be the smartest man in the world. At least on Cobb Road.
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A white-footed mouse

I am battling mice straight out of a Stephen King story

By Emmet Meara on May 23, 2016, at 12:03 p.m.
Emmet Meara: I am at wit’s end, which has become a short trip, indeed. The only thing I can think of, other than napalm, is to revert to a better mouse trap. What would Stephen King do?
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Busted: Wife discovers garage door opener, catches husband cheating

By Emmet Meara on May 16, 2016, at 9:54 a.m.
Emmet Meara: It has always been one of my favorite stories. I will tell it at the drop of a hat, whatever that means.