I love my girlfriend very much and at the age of 27 feel like I’m finally with somebody who I could spend my life with. I have been supportive of her naturalist attitude regarding hair removal and even find her hairy pits, legs, and other parts sexy.
The trouble is that she also has scattered hairs growing across her chest and about a dozen long ones around each nipple. How can I explain to her that although I support her natural ways and was well aware of her preference going into things, that a little bit of removable would go a long way? It’s the nipple hair that really throws me.
When I’ve brought it up she’s acted offended and explained to me that it’s natural for women to get hair all over. She says she could pluck them but they will just grow back. I’m really falling for this girl but am fearful that as we age it’s going to become more and more of a turn off until our sex life is dead.
— Furry problem
I’ve got one word for your girlfriend: electrolysis. A few sessions with the needle will leave your girlfriend’s chest hair free. Yeah, it hurts, but it’s no worse than a bikini wax and it’s permanent!
The issue is convincing her. I think it’s great you’re into her arm and leg hair, but she should be able to accept that the primate look on her chest (I advise you not to use that phrase) is not standard. I understand that she’s touchy about this, but if you handle it lightly, you might get her to come around.
Emphasize you find her greatly sexy and you love that she’s a natural woman. Say that this is a little thing that’s distracting to you, and because she could take care of it pretty easily, you’d consider it a loving gesture on her part.
After seeing several friends go through bitter and prolonged divorces, my husband has decided that he wants us to have a postnuptial agreement. He explains that our marriage is a “limited liability partnership” with no “out clause” and that he wants to put a “stop loss” in place, as if our marriage is one of his stock market trades.
He says he doesn’t want to go on in this “contract” — meaning our marriage — unless I sign a postnup. We have been married four years and have a toddler son. We live in a state that says assets should be divided equitably in a divorce, but the postnup he offers would give me only 20 percent of his financial assets and he’d keep the house because he owned it before we were married. We both work, though I make two-thirds of his income.
I consulted an attorney who says my husband’s proposal is “total B.S.” and I shouldn’t sign. My husband says if I don’t he will serve me with divorce papers. He adds this has nothing to do with his feelings for me or our son, and would prefer to continue living together even if we do divorce. I love the life we had together and don’t want to lose it. We even had been talking about having a second child. But he is obviously more worried about protecting his growing wealth than he is about our family. I just don’t know what to do.
— To Sign or Not To Sign?
To avoid a bitter divorce, your husband is pressuring you to sign a ruinous contract. If you refuse, that will lead directly to your bitter divorce. For a supposedly savvy investor, your husband lacks skill as a strategic thinker. I presented your situation to Kenneth Altshuler, president of the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers, and his advice was simple: Don’t sign. He agrees with your attorney that your husband’s demands are ludicrous, especially given the fact that if you refuse the postnuptial and your husband becomes your ex, you will get a much larger chunk of his assets.
But you are not so much dealing with a legal dilemma, as a psychological one. You say you have loved your life with your husband, without adding, “Despite his being a cold-hearted monster.” So you need to find out the underlying reasons for this apparent personality change. Maybe there’s something physical involved, maybe he’s involved physically with someone else, or maybe he’s decided to try to be the next J. Paul Getty — a rich, despised miser.
Tell your husband you’re not going to discuss his legal propositions until he agrees to discuss the state of your marriage with a therapist. (Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new memoir reveals that all it took for him to finally admit he fathered a child with the housekeeper was for Maria Shriver to get him to a marriage counselor.) I hope your husband can wake up and stop treating his wife and child as depreciating assets he wants to get off the books. Maybe with help, he will realize that the damage he is about to do to the two people he should love most in the world is going to be incalculable.
I am a senior in high school and live with my mom and dad, who are intelligent and loving people I admire greatly. My mother has an office at work and at home, but seems to feel that every available surface, including the dining room and living room, is a place for her to put her papers, print-outs, files, folders, etc. Both the second and third floor of the house are wall-to-wall messes of books, papers, magazines, clothes. The back staircase can’t be used anymore because it is overflowing with her collections of whatever. It’s hoarding, which even my father acknowledges but won’t do anything about.
I value cleanliness and organization, and it makes me sick to come home every day to rooms that look like a tornado has ripped through them. My mother is adamant that I don’t touch or move the piles of stuff and gets angry when I try to throw anything out. I’ve tried to call a “family meeting” to talk about it, but she says I’m the one with the problem for being “hypersensitive.” My father just says she’s always been like this and next year I’ll be in college. Is there anything I can do to make my mother see?
— Can’t Stand the Clutter!
Your mother is a junkie and her drug is junk. You’re right that she’s a hoarder, and I assume you’ve done enough research to know that this is a very difficult condition to treat. You’ve experienced firsthand that often the sufferer thinks it’s everyone else who has a problem. Good for you for carving out a space of order and tranquility in your bedroom. Perhaps your mother would also agree to let you clear an area at the dining room table so you could eat a meal on a clean surface. It’s too bad that she is so deep into her illness that it doesn’t matter to her that the house is becoming unlivable and her daughter can’t invite friends over. But hoarding is a strange disorder in which the attachment to useless objects can trump even the desire to live with others.
Since your mother doesn’t want help, it’s going to be hard for you to get her to admit she needs it, but the television show “Hoarders” offers these resources. Your father has decided he’d rather be your mother’s enabler than her enforcer, but his advice to you is apt. At this time next year, you’ll be in college.
While everyone else may complain about their cramped, cell-like freshman dorms, you’ll find yours to be an oasis. Continue to love your parents and find the good in them, and try to accept that sometimes there’s nothing we can do to save our loved ones from themselves. After you go, the condition of your family home will be an incentive for you to make sure you’re not one of the college graduates who end up moving back into their childhood bedrooms.
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