Couch potatoes By vegging Emmet It’s hard to believe, now that Blue Eyes and I have taken to the couch after 31 years together, but we used to go places and do things besides watching Netflix. We made a night of it for our anniversary… Read More
    Cw By five-letter-across emmet It starts the day, when the NEWS amazingly arrives on the lawn of Cobb Manor, sometime around sunrise. I rush through the news, sports and funnies then settle down with my very special pen. It ends the day, as… Read More
    Verizon By modern emmet I certainly had no intention of entering the information age. It wasn’t my fault. I was lying in my gorgeous Cobb Manor bed (big surprise) when the phone rang. I was half asleep (big surprise) when the nice man… Read More
    I’m hungry By Starving Emmet The high cost of food is driving me crazy. It’s almost as bad as the gas at Fowlie’s Overpriced Emporium. Back when I was the fastest bagger alive, working at the Dedham, Mass. First National Store, we used… Read More
    Weeding sucks! By farmer Emmet These are the things I hate. The New York Yankees (who have ruined baseball), Wonder Bread, T.V. evangelists and, of course, gardening. It started weeks ago, when Blue Eyes was planning her “garden” on her postage-stamp, sunless… Read More
    Weeding sucks! By farmer Emmet These are the things I hate. The New York Yankees (who have ruined baseball), Wonder Bread, T.V. evangelists and, of course, gardening. It started weeks ago, when Blue Eyes was planning her “garden” on her postage-stamp, sunless… Read More