September 25, 2017
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Gorilla justice — what does it look like?

Seamore the gorilla is back home in East Machias. The mechanical gorilla was stolen Labor Day weekend and dumped in a cornfield in Vermont. What should happen to the person who took Seamore? Should he or she have to stand in front of the East Machias store in full gorilla regalia for a weekend? Eat only bananas for a week? Post videos on YouTube, tricycle optional, explaining that crime doesn’t pay?

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